This morning my tubesock Rodrigo said, "Stop flusterbating the cat, the waffle iron is tickling his gibblets. He's getting frisky. My eggrolls are getting hard just thinking about it. It's like Hong Kong all over again except without the taco sauce in between my toes. Mmmmh." So i said, "1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish. Nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone." I ripped his wife Margaret in half and said, "Shut your filthy mouth." Then I soiled myself and cried.Thats how I learned how to knit baby diapers for the homeless.
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